- 10: Mrs. Claudia Delcortez: Attends every Shakespeare play she can and mouths the words along with the actors – even the boring history plays!
9: Sheila Shentberger: Brings her dachshund (Johnny) to the theater claiming he's her service animal!
8: Bernie Knowles: Has a perpetually bewildered expression, as if he wandered into the theater by mistake and live performance is the strangest thing he has ever seen.
7 & 6: Mike 'n' Peter Joplin: Twins! And they dress identically! Now that's a show stopping move!
5: Agatha Wells: She has the most perfectly timed “oh no” 's of anyone out there.
4: Jack Stockton: Literally fainted at the shocking climax of Taproot's production of “The Pantie Thief of Brixton.”
3: Laurie Blenton: Was overheard at the intermission of Theatre Xplosion's “Streetcar” saying, “Wait. Stella and Blanche are sisters?”
2: Sandy Smithy: For that wonderfully convincing laugh at jokes she just doesn't get.
1: David Ford Chessle: Resisted the Standing Ovation at the end of “Grandma's Last Christmas,” a show featuring Cancer, Racism, Injustice and a brave battle for self-esteem.